Hire a Jerk!

Procrastinating?

Try this, idiot.

Send us your task list every day and we will ruthlessly belittle you if you don’t finish it.

The 2-Step Process

Step 1: Send us your task list each morning

Step 2: We yell at you via chat/email until you’re done.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much does it cost?

The cost is $50 per month for daily communication.

How would you communicate with us?

We support Slack, Telegram, SMS text, and email, but if you have another preference, let us know.

How do you know that I really did complete the todos instead of just saying I did?

You have to send proof – a screenshot or a picture or a copy of the finished product, etc.

What if my tasks last longer than a day or aren’t concrete enough to prove that I’m done?

Split up your tasks into smaller chunks then. We can help you with that.


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